Warau toki mo :):):)
This is a fic by this Malaysian guy I know named Goldsickle. This is ultimately hillarious entitled Syaoran's nosebleed. Enjoy!
*This is CCS and what happens if Syaoran appeared a few episodes earlier, and everybody (except for Sakura) are slightly more perverted.*
******SAKURA'S HOUSE (After finding the Book Of Clow)******
KERO: "I want you to make a contract and help me look for Clow Cards!"
SAKURA: "Urrmm... okay.."
*Sakura makes the contract and lost of flashy stuff happens in the basement.*
SAKURA: "So I'm supposed to look for the Clow Cards because I'm the one responsible for scattering them, right?"
KERO: "I got you to make the contract because I wanted to see if the strong wind will blow your super-small skirt away.... and yeah, because you made the Cards scatter all over."
SAKURA: "You perverted freak!"
*Sakura beats up Kero with the wand she aqquired*
******AIRPORT******
SYAORAN: "I have arrived. Now I need to look for Tomoeda."
******SAKURA'S HOUSE******
SAKURA: "Look! It's a huge flying bird!"
KERO: "Wow, it's pretty fly for a.... whatever! Now that it has appeared, we must capture it immediately!"
SAKURA: "Now?! I can't change or anything? It will look weird if I were to go out in my pajamas!"
KERO: "That's unimportant! The Card's our top priority! (HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE..)"
SAKURA: "I hope no perverts with pajama fetish is watching."
KERO: "(HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE..)"
******OUTSIDE******
SYAORAN: "My Syaoran sense is tingling! I feel a Clow Card!"
*Syaoran looks around and meets Sakura skating in her pajamas.*
SYAORAN: "HOLY..."
SAKURA: "What...?"
*The street lights that illuminate the sidewalks pierces into the thin fabrics of Sakura's pajamas, making them appear almost transparent.*
SYAORAN: "Oh my.." *Nosebleeds & faints*
SAKURA: "....." *Stares at the boy who's lying down on a puddle of nose blood*
KERO: "Ignore him!! Get The Fly!"
SAKURA: "Okay!! How do I catch it?"
KERO: "Use The Windy!"
*Sakura uses her powers to summon The Windy*
THE WINDY: "I, wanna wrap you in rubber.."
THE FLY: "Toit! Like a toiger!"
SAKURA: "You sure it's not called 'The Rubber Fetish' or 'The Condom'?"
SYAORAN: *Wipes blood* "I'm sorry, Meiling..."
******TOMOEDA ELEMENTARY(Next day)******
TOMOYO: "Sakura! I caught you on tape!"
SAKURA: "Huh?! When?!"
TOMOYO: "I caught this when you were flying on that weird winged stick!"
SAKURA: "....errr.."
TOMOYO: "It's the most amazing sight I've ever seen!"
SAKURA: "Well, the wand flew because I used.."
TOMOYO: "I wasn't talking about the wand! I was talking about how the full moon made your pajamas transparent! See?" *Rewinds the tape over and over again, in ecstacy*
*Syaoran is watching from afar*
SYAORAN: "So that is Sakura Kinomoto..."
*Syaoran flashbacks to the time he saw Sakura's transparent pajamas.*
SYAORAN: "Oh, crap.." *Covers nose to stop the bleeding.*
******SAKURA'S HOUSE(A few days later)******
KERO: "It seems that a Clow Card is wrecking havoc in the school, so we must go there tonight!"
TOMOYO: "I'll be responsible in making costumes!" ^^
SAKURA: "Eh, costumes?"
KERO: "It will heighten your appearance in your task to capture Clow Cards! *Whispers* Hey Tomoyo, make some really hot costumes!"
TOMOYO: "*Whispers* Sure!" ^^
SAKURA: "......."
*Outside the window, Syaoran eavesdropped on the girls*
SYAORAN: "Tonight, at the school, eh?"
*Syaoran thinks about his cousin Meiling back in Hong Kong and thinks about Sakura in her transparent pajamas*
SYAORAN: "I'm sorry, Meiling.."
******TOMOEDA ELEMENTARY SCHOOL(At night)******
SAKURA: "Tomoyo, this costume.... is weird...."
TOMOYO: "What's wrong with it?" ^^
SAKURA: "It has a huge cape..."
TOMOYO: "Yes..?" ^^
SAKURA: "..... a huge hat.."
TOMOYO: "..mhmm?..." ^^
SAKURA: "... a huge ribbon.."
TOMOYO: "... and..?" ^^
SAKURA: "But there's no skirt!!"
*Sakura covers her crotch*
SAKURA: "And it's cold..."
KERO: "*Whispers* Do you think she's on to us?"
TOMOYO: "Urrrmmmm.. I thought that having a high-cut bodysuit will make your movements easier... oh no... have I dissapointed you...? After how I tried...?" *Pretends to cry* T.T
SAKURA: *Is suckered* "Awww.. it's okay. I'll go with this."
TOMOYO: "YAY! Now let's record every second of this!" ^^
KERO: "*Whispers* Make sure you send me a copy!*"
*Syaoran appears out of nowhere*
SYAORAN: "Sakura Kinomoto, I need to-"
*Sakura turns around, and Syaoran can see Sakura's skirtless costume*
SYAORAN: "HOLY.." *Nosebleed & faints*
KERO: "Who's that perverted boy?"
TOMOYO: "Perverted? Oh, you're one to talk, Kero." ^^
*Syaoran thinks about his cousin again and thinks about Sakura's skirtless costume*
SYAORAN: "I'm sorry, Meiling..."
*That night, they caught The Shadow just like in the 2nd episode, except that Tomoyo allowed The Shadow to rip off most of Sakura's costume before assisting with the school spotlight.*
<<2nd episode>>
RIKA: "Look at the penguin!"
SAKURA: "The penguin is so cute!"
NAOKO: "You're right! It's cute."
TOMOYO: "Sakura is so CUTE!" *_*
*Everybody looks at Tomoyo, feeling freaked out.*
SYAORAN: "I sense a Clow Card....."
*Syaoran remembers Sakura's skirtless costume*
SYAORAN: "OH, SHII-" *Nose starts bleeding.*
SAKURA: "What's happening to the penguin?!"
WATERY: "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?! WHOOOO'S YOUR DADDY?!!"
PENGUIN: x_x
SAKURA: "No! We must catch the Clow Card tonight!"
TOMOYO: "Leave the sexy cos... I mean battle costume to me!" ^^
******AQUARIUM(Night)******
TOMOYO: "So, what do you think of your new costume?"
SAKURA: "Is it me or is this the same navy-blue, high-cut bodysuit recycled from the last costume....?"
TOMOYO: "Well.... at least it has a skirt..."
KERO: "What's left of it, hehehehe..."
TOMOYO *Pushes Kero* "Sshhh.."
******FLASHBACK******
TOMOYO: "I don't want to make Sakura suspicious by making a skirt for the costume but..... I don't want her beautiful long legs to stay hidden.... I know, I'll just crop it a bit. Scissors, meet skirt. Skirt, scissors." ^^
SCISSORS: *Snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip..*
TOMOYO: "Oh no... I cropped a little too much.... I know! I'll just tell her it's themed after a jester!" ^^
******FLASHBACK******
TOMOYO: "It's themed after a jester." ^^
SAKURA: "...... okay..."
*Syaoran appears*
SYAORAN: "Kinomoto, do you sense it too? The Clo-..WHAT THE?!! WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU WEA-" *NOSEBLEEDS*
*Syaoran faints on a puddle of nose blood.*
SAKURA: ".........."
TOMOYO: ".........." ^^
KERO: "..........."
SAKURA: "Let's get going...."
******TOP OF AQUARIUM******
SAKURA: "Watery!! Show yourself!!"
WATERY: "Wow, you're hot. Can I rape you?"
SAKURA: *Covers her crotch* "Uh, oh..."
*Sakura escapes using the Fly while the Watery chases her.*
WATERY: "Water Blast!"
SAKURA: "Ahhhh! I'm drenched!"
WATERY: "You look sexier when your costume's wet! Muahahaha."
*While the chase continues, they're approaching the spot where Syaoran passed out.*
SYAORAN: "..... looooooong.... leeegs....."
*Sakura passes by Syaoran in her wet & sexy costume*
SYAORAN: "......loooong legs.... and WET COSTUME..."
*Syaoran nose fountains and it hit The Watery*
WATERY: "Oh no!! I've been contaminated with nose blood!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
*Sakura captures The Watery.*
TOMOYO: "There's some blood on the card..."
SAKURA: "Eeeeeeewwwww...."
SYAORAN: "I'm sorry, Meiling...
:):):)
posted by Michelle J Brohier @ 10:28 PM
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